我是处儿

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当高度传染性的病毒杀死 99%的世界人口和幸存者变成性狂热的吸血鬼时,一个孤独的处女必须把他的力比多放在检查和活死人的诱惑。特色s情明星罗恩 杰里米的一个特殊的现象。   

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当高度传染性的病毒杀死 99%的世界人口和幸存者变成性狂热的吸血鬼时,一个孤独的处女必须把他的力比多放在检查和活死人的诱惑。特色s情明星罗恩 杰里米的一个特殊的现象。   

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作恶者

Melanie Liburd,Kiah McKirnan,Ireon Roach

在她18岁生日那天,坚强的女孩乔尼吃了一个由她的阿姨根据一个神奇的家庭食谱烤的蛋糕,并经历了一个彻底的变形。随着几个同学失踪,一个血腥的成长故事发生了。

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耶日·斯图尔,克里斯提娜·杨达,卡里娜·谢鲁斯克,马里乌什·德莫霍夫斯基,马雷克·瓦尔切夫斯基,扬·诺维茨基,亨里克·比斯塔,莱昂·涅姆奇克,克兹佐夫·马扎克,斯坦尼斯瓦夫·伊加尔

  Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.  Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?  n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.  What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.  On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.  One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.  Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

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迪兹先生进城

加里·库珀,琪恩·亚瑟,乔治·班克罗夫特,莱昂内尔·斯坦德,道格拉斯·敦布里勒

 迪兹(加里·库珀 Gary Cooper 饰)是一位小有成就的商人,早已经衣食无忧的他希望能够从繁忙的事务中脱身,将时间更多的花费在自己的兴趣爱好之上。一笔价值两千万的巨额遗产从天而降落到了迪兹的头上,报社问询派来了记者芭比(琪恩·亚瑟 Jean Arthur 饰),希望她能够从迪兹的身上挖掘出一些吸引眼球的新闻。刚开始,芭比十分看不惯迪兹的处世为人,但随着时间的推移,她渐渐被后者的善良和正直所吸引,两人之间产生了浪漫的爱情。迪兹决定将得到的遗产用于帮助深陷贫困的人,这一举动遭到了律师约翰(Douglass Dumbrille 饰)的质疑,他坚定的认为迪兹的脑袋可能出了什么问题,甚至将他告到了法庭。

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